Valentine’s Day might be a romantic day for the couples but not everyone else. To commemorate Valentine’s Day, 14th of February is also celebrated as the singles awareness day. All the single people who do not want to get into relationships or who are not interested to celebrate the holiday of love; here is a compiled list of 20 anti-Valentine Day quotes filled with humor and laughter to make your day a little light.
- “Hearts will never be practical until they can be made Unbreakable” – the Wizard of Oz
- “Men should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.” – Cher
- “I am single because I was born that way.”- Mae West
- “The last thing you want to get addicted to is someone.”- Steve Martin
- “Love sucks. Sometimes it feels good. Sometimes it’s just another way to bleed.”- Laurell K. Hamilton
- “Heartbreak could be lived with if it were not accompanied by regret.”- Laura Kassischke
- ” roses are red violets are Blue Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.”- Unknown
- “You can’t give your heart to a Wild Thing”- Truman Capote
- ” Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.”- W. Somerset Maugham.
- “Hearts can break. Yes, hearts can break. Sometimes I think it would be better if we died when they did, but we don’t.”- Stephen King
- “Some people are settling down, some people are settling and some people refuse to settle for anything less than butterflies.”- Carrie Bradshaw in Sex in the city
- “Oh here’s an idea: Let’s make pictures of our internal organs and give them to other people we love on Valentine’s Day. That’s not weird at all.”- Jimmy Fallon
- “I wish I were a little girl again, because skinned knees are easier to fix than a broken heart.”- Julia Roberts
- “Love is a promise delivered already broken”- Steve Martin
- “You can’t buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.” Henry Youngman
- “Being single is pretty good. It’s a nice sense of irresponsibility.”- Michael Douglas
- “Love is a trap. When it appears, we see only its light, not its shadows.”- Paulo Coelho
- “Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.”- Lynda Barry
- “The course of true love never did run smooth.”- William Shakespeare
